Candyman made history as the first time that a black woman director topped the charts for movies in history. It … More
Category: Would Never See Again
The Voyeurs (Sept 28)
The Voyeurs is a fundamentally stupid film and it’s important to recognize that before getting angry about the time it’s … More
Coda (Aug 20)
I was going to open this review by describing Coda as “A Quiet Place without the monsters,” when I realized … More
Roadrunner (July 16)
For the uninitiated, this movie will be redundant and empty, and I assume if I do know some or a … More
Gunpowder Milkshake (July 15)
Decidedly a disappointment. No one is asking for opinions about Netflix movies. By virtue of their status as Netflix movies, … More
A Quiet Place Part II (May 28)
Can I pause for a moment here to reflect on how weird movies theaters are? The picture is clear and … More
Army of the Dead (May 20)
Army of the Dead is Jurassic Park II meets I am Legend. Someone asked, What if zombies could construct a … More
Mortal Kombat (April 26)
I’m coming late to this party, even by my own self-imposed standards. Much has already been said and podcast and … More
Adventures in Success (March 30)
Jay Buim’s Adventures in Success is equal parts Spinal Tap and Love Witch and very likely the kind of thing … More
Together Together (March 29)
If “Sometimes things just don’t work out” is not printed on a poster of Together Togther I will eat my … More
