Watched this movie strategically over the course of two days so that if there is some kind of cosmic justice … More
Category: Would Never See Again
Vengeance (July 31)
Had I known anything about this movie ahead of time, I cannot imagine I would have agreed to see it … More
Jurassic World: Dominion (July 27)
“I get if people didn’t like it, but if they didn’t like it, I’d want to ask them why they … More
All the Old Knives (April 9)
Fairly early on Chris Pine tries to order a vodka martini with Tito’s. Tito’s? Am I being trolled? This movie … More
Dash (April 8)
Sean Perry’s Dash is a master class in cringe comedy. This movie takes the one location dash cam, Locke-style of … More
Much Ado (April 1)
A teacher I had once told me that every performance of Shakespeare, whether it’s put on by a middle school … More
The Worst Person in the World (March 2)
I went into this movie thinking it was going to be a biography of Elon Musk but upon learning through … More
French Dispatch (Jan 27)
Wes Anderson is in some ways the king of aesthetic, crisp camp, but this messy anthology fails to move forward … More
The Power of the Dog (Jan 18)
The Power of the Dog made some short lists for best movie of the year, so it’s been on our … More
Licorice Pizza (Jan 6)
Licorice Pizza is a sprawling, sweet, completely deranged movie that ultimately feels like more of a game of chicken to … More
