Searching is the story of a teenage daughter who dislikes her piano lessons so much that she runs away and/or … More
Category: Would Never See Again
Juliet, Naked (Sept 1)
Juliet, Naked is a rom-com with modest ambitions and disappointing vocals. But if you’re in the market for a sexless … More
Operation Finale (Aug 30)
The day my friend and I went to see Operation Finale, there were maybe ten other people (octogenarians) in the … More
Papillon (Aug 28)
The Papillon remake is basically the emotional sibling of The Martian and World War Z set in French Guiana, but … More
The Meg (Aug 10)
The Meg is a Matryoshka doll of maudlin suicide-run speeches and shockingly earnest stares for a film that seemed to … More
The Spy Who Dumped Me (Aug 4)
Someone was too drunk to edit this film down to ninety minutes. Convoluted plot. Premise was low key messed up. … More
Three Identical Strangers (Aug 1)
CNN produced Three Identical Strangers along with Neon, which is a weird mix of sleepy and sexy. The documentary is … More
Hearts Beat Loud (July 22)
I thought it was going to be a 4 but it was at least a 5. I know I’m getting … More
Don’t Worry, He Won’t Get Far On Foot (July 20)
Don’t Worry‘s a dark comedy that at times cleaves too close to the standard “this is a thing that happened” … More
Damsel (July 7)
Living proof that catastrophes happen on a small scale too. This modest Western comedy probably didn’t set out to hurt … More
