I basically align myself with the consensus that Dakota Johnson picked wrong on this one. Like, I get that a … More
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Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (Nov 19)
I saw this movie without even being sure that I had seen the last one, but certain that I had … More
The Running Man (Nov 15)
This is one of those examples of the original being better than the reboot. Schwarzenegger’s 1987 adaptation of the Stephen … More
Keeper (Nov 13)
Keeper is Osgood Perkins’s third movie in two years. After the breakout success of this prolific director (not actually a … More
Eternity (Nov 11)
It takes a lot for a movie that’s cribbing most of its visual and conceptual humor from an Albert Brooks … More
Predator: Badlands (Nov 8)
I’ve seen this movie three times (twice in theaters, writing this almost a year later in October of 2026) since … More
Christy (Nov 6)
Entertainment Weekly‘s analysis of this weekend in the box office has something to say about the way that this movie, … More
Frankenstein (Nov 5)
From this past year’s horror trends, I may have had my wires crossed about this adaptation of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, … More
Bugonia (Nov 2)
Bugonia is basically the plot of The Gruffalo + Colony Collapse. Like, so much of this movie relies on not … More
If I Had Legs I Would Kick You (Oct 28)
If I Had Legs is a feel-bad movie that will plunge you into whatever depressive state that Rose Byrne portrays … More
