I basically align myself with the consensus that Dakota Johnson picked wrong on this one. Like, I get that a…
Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (Nov 19)
I saw this movie without even being sure that I had seen the last one, but certain that I had…
The Running Man (Nov 15)
This is one of those examples of the original being better than the reboot. Schwarzenegger’s 1987 adaptation of the Stephen…
Keeper (Nov 13)
Keeper is Osgood Perkins’s third movie in two years. After the breakout success of this prolific director (not actually a…
Eternity (Nov 11)
It takes a lot for a movie that’s cribbing most of its visual and conceptual humor from an Albert Brooks…
Predator: Badlands (Nov 8)
I’ve seen this movie three times (twice in theaters, writing this almost a year later in October of 2026) since…
Christy (Nov 6)
Entertainment Weekly‘s analysis of this weekend in the box office has something to say about the way that this movie,…
Frankenstein (Nov 5)
From this past year’s horror trends, I may have had my wires crossed about this adaptation of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein,…
Bugonia (Nov 2)
Bugonia is basically the plot of The Gruffalo + Colony Collapse. Like, so much of this movie relies on not…
If I Had Legs I Would Kick You (Oct 28)
If I Had Legs is a feel-bad movie that will plunge you into whatever depressive state that Rose Byrne portrays…
